The Church

Jerk Church is a creative musical learning community for musicians and non-musicians alike. We gather each Sunday to break bread, share a cup and a song.

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Ten Commandments of Jerk Church

COMMANDMENT I
Thou shalt tithe

COMMANDMENT II
Thou shalt not be a douche

COMMANDMENT III
Thou shalt treat the host home with upmost respect

COMMANDMENT IV
Thou shalt enculturate newcomers to ways of Jerk

COMMANDMENT V
Thou shalt not drink and drive

COMMANDMENT VI
Thou shalt leave thy drama at the door

Commandment VII
Thou shalt strive to create harmony

COMMANDMENT VIII
Thou shalt forget what 8 is for

COMMANDMENT IX
Thou shalt participate. (host, help with camp, organize church services etc.)

COMMANDMENT X
Thou shalt SING!

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